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How Far She'll Go

11/25/2016

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Moana Reviewed

It’s appropriate that Moana is coming out on Thanksgiving because, while this movie is wonderful and great for the family, it’s also a little overstuffed. Clocking in at 103 minutes, it may not seem long, but it felt it. Early in the movie Moana tells Maui what they need to do: ‘find your hook, return the stone, save the island.’ If only it were that simple. Unfortunately, eight people wrote the movie, which means there were eight different sets of ideas about how the movie should go.

Moana (Auli’i Cravalho) is a teenage girl who hears the call of the ocean and wants a life of adventure, but as the daughter of the chief she is expected to stay and watch over her people. As the island becomes sick, Moana goes out in a search of the demigod Maui (Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson) and with his help must return the heart of Te Fiti to its rightful place.  

Moana and Maui face numerous foes, but it’s the movie’s quieter moments with her grandmother that prove more powerful. Certainly better than an action beat featuring a bunch of coconut pirates that are there just to sell toys to your kids.
 
At first the music wasn’t clicking with me. I kept waiting for the “Let It Go” moment that would give me chills, but it never came. But wouldn’t you know it, as soon as I left the theater I started whistling to myself and then immediately went to Spotify to listen to the soundtrack. Once I stopped comparing the music to other Disney movie’s I was able to enjoy it. Most of the music was written by Hamilton’s Lin Manuel-Miranda; if Miranda wins an Oscar for his music (and he’s a heavy favorite to do so) he will not only be one of 13 people to win an EGOT, but one of three people to win a PEGOT, because he also has a Pulitzer for funsies. 
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Moana also has the distinction of being the most beautifully animated movie Disney has made
I will be interested to see the reaction from Polynesian people when they see Moana. Disney took a lot of care to try and distance itself from its cultural appropriative past by having the directors spend two years studying the cultures of Fiji, Samoa, and Tahiti. It also cast actors of Polynesian heritage, including Auli’i Cravalho from Hawaii as Moana, Dwayne Johnson, whose Dad is Samoan, and Jemaine Clement from New Zealand. I personally think it is cool to see a Polynesian story on the screen but I’m a white male and Disney is going to make money hand over foot by using their story, so we’ll see. 

Auli’i Cravalho who’s making her feature film debut, is great as Moana has a fantastic voice and stands tall with one of Hollywood’s biggest actors. Johnson really gets into the role of the demigod Maui and is as colorful as the world around him. Is there anything ‘People’s Sexiest Man’ can’t do?

Moana is a strong, independent female character who doesn’t like being called a princess and doesn’t need a love interest. Obviously she will still be remembered as a Disney Princess, but the mouse has come a long way from a helpless maiden who spends most of the movie asleep while Prince Charming does all the work.

Moana is a return to the classic story that made Disney one of the most famous brands in the world. I didn’t like the coconut pirates, but you know who will probably love them? The kids. Moana is a sure fire smash hit, with amazing visuals, cute jokes, amazing music, and a well-rounded character that audiences will love.
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The Boy Who Likes Animals

11/17/2016

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Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Reviewed

I like Harry Potter but I would by no means describe myself as a super fan. If my Mom is watching one of the movies on ABC Family over the holidays I have no problem sitting down and watching with her. But I only read two of the books—the first one, when I quickly realized I started too late to be invested, and the last book, to stay in the know. Nevertheless, when I went to see Fanastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the anticipation among muggles was as high as any movie I’ve seen this year. Justifiably so, since David Yates returned to direct his fifth wizarding movie and J.K. Rowling wrote the original script.
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Fantastic Beasts takes place many years before Harry Potter was even a twinkle in his parents’ eyes. Come to think of it, his parents aren’t even alive yet. Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) is traveling from England to New York City with a suitcase full of magical creatures. Of course nothing goes smoothly and with the help of a No-Maj (American for muggle) named Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler), Newt needs to find his escaped beasts before they do irreparable harm.

Fantastic Beasts is by no means a Harry Potter movie; it’s more a spinoff. There’s a different power structure at play in America, with new bureaucratic obstacles. Newt is also no Chosen One; he’s shy around people, and doesn’t have many friends. But the strokes of the movie feel familiar enough—there are still wands, spells, and the same David Yates look and feel Harry Potter fans have come to know.
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Harry Potter fans will not be disappointed with the newest edition to the wizarding universe
I am usually not a fan of Eddie Redmayne; I think he tends to play for the back row. But in a movie full of CGI his particular style works. Like the beasts, Redmayne doesn’t come off as fully realistic, and I don't think they're intended to. Their animated look makes the movie feel a little more magical somehow.

Still, Redmayne is at his best here when he’s more subdued with a select few flourishes. When he plays it straight he allows the other characters to shine.

Fantastic Beasts has a great cast, including Colin Farrell, Ron Pearlman, Jon Voight, and Katherine Watterson as a magical government official named Tina who I spent the entire movie convinced was Brie Larson. The movie also includes a creepy performance from Ezra Miller, who is perhaps a bit type-cast, but nails what they asked him to do. My favorite character, though, is the previously mentioned Kowalski, who serves as both the comic relief and our No-Maj guide, asking all the questions the audience may have.

The movie drags a bit in the second act as our heroes navigate one of many subplots. It’s actually kind of incredible that the movie feels overstuffed, considering the series is set to expand from a trilogy to a five-movie series. Luckily there's no, ‘to be continued’ at the end, no cliffhanger; the movie stands on its own and feels like a complete story even though there are hints of what may come in the future.
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them suffers a bit from trying to set up too much story, a sin super fans will forgive as a result of the depth J.K. Rowling always creates in her worlds. The casual fan who has only seen each movie once will find enough in the story and production to enjoy the movie as well. In comparison to the other Harry Potter movies I think Fantastic Beasts is above average. Luckily with four more movies to go there will be a lot of room for improvement. B
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Top 5 Movies Where The Bad Guy Wins

11/10/2016

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 remember growing up and seeing Bambi’s Mom die, I remember watching Mufasa fall into the gorge, I remember these moments and I remember bawling uncontrollably. But even when I was little I knew it would be okay because the good guy always wins. Well that is not how real life works, heck that’s not even how movies work. This week I decided to make a list of the five best movies where the bad guy wins.

This list has a lot to do with the endings of movies, so to that end I won’t discuss any movies released in the past 10 years. All five of these movies are really good, and I recommend them to everyone but it is impossible to do this list without talking about the endings. So here's your last chance—spoiler alert, obviously.
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5) Saw
This was the toughest movie on the list for me. It really could have gone to a whole slew of other movies. I wanted to put One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest on here; I wanted to put Arlington Road, which is probably really dated by this point; I also really liked Woody Allen's Match Point for this list. But I felt it would be a shame not to put at least one serial killer on the list so please allow Saw to represent all of those movies. In this movie the villain is John Kramer, also known as Jigsaw. In his mind he's doing a good thing—he's taking people who are throwing away their lives and giving them a second chance. That is, if they are willing to make near inhuman sacrifices. Any good villain needs to be able to justify his actions, and they have to be able to walk away and that's exactly what he does. Kramer gets up from his little nap and then walks out the door, slamming it in another victim’s face. Tough one.
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4) No Country for Old Men
Don't get on the bad side of Anton Chigurh, because despite his haircut he is not a man you want to mess with. He is a cold, calculating killer who always finishes the job and is a man of his word, even if that word is a promise to kill your whole family. Sure a lot of villains say that—but Chigurh means it. By the time the final frames are rolling Chigurh has his money and walks away as the sole survivor. He's a bad man who you don't want to get in a coin toss with. But if by chance you do get involved in a coin flip, for the love of god always pick tails. It never fails.
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3) Se7en
John Doe is another villain who believes he's doing the right thing. He is confronted every day by people embracing the seven deadly sins instead of trying to avoid them. John Doe calls attention to these sins with brutal murders. But at the end of the movie there are two sins left: envy and wrath. Morgan Freeman opens that box with that pretty little package inside of it and John Doe's masterpiece is complete— even if he isn't around to see the finale.
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2) Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Sure, at the end of the day it turns out all good for Luke and the gang, but this one is the ultimate downer. After destroying the Death Star, the Empire comes back with a vengeance. Luke gets his hand chopped off, Han is trapped in carbonite, and Lea is going to have to deal with the fact that she made out with her brother to make the man she loves jealous. The last frame may leave the audience with a little bit of hope. but the Empire comes out ahead at the end. Rey and Finn should be very worried about what happens in Episode 8.

1. The Usual Suspects
Who is Keyser Soze? That is the question the police are trying to get to the bottom of and they are talking to Roger 'Verbal' Kint to get their answers. Verbal is a crippled criminal who was the only one to make it out alive of a heist gone wrong. Keyser Soze may as well be the devil incarnate the way Verbal describes his acts. Soze is willing to dispatch anyone who stands in his way, no matter the cost. There are many who consider the final five minutes of The Usual Suspects to be a perfect ending. I would have a tough time disagreeing.

This isn’t the end, although it may feel like it. No, even if it looks like those willing to take away the rights of some of our citizens have the upper hand this is the moment to decide: are you going to lie down and take it? Or are you going to show up to the sequel and fight again? I hope it’s the latter, because this is a fight worth having. Stay strong everybody.
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Beware The Mushrooms Before Entering

11/3/2016

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Doctor Strange Reviewed

Ugh, origin stories--I hate origin stories. And that is exactly what we get with Marvel's newest edition to its movie franchise, Doctor Strange. But if I'm being honest I couldn't have expected anything else; the Doctor Strange comic canon is one of the more, shall we say, bizarre story lines in the Marvel universe. You can't just have a guy show up drawing powers from other dimensions and wearing an eye around his neck and not explain how we got there. So once again, dear friends, let's find out how an egotistical surgeon uses a radioactive spider bite to better himself and become the hero he was destined to be.

Dr. Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) is a brain surgeon, an extremely skilled brain surgeon. But he's also kind of a jerk--turning down some patients because there's no glory in their cases, and not accepting others because he risks being unsuccessful. While looking over one case, Dr. Strange is involved in a terrible car accident. He lives, but his hands are now useless, or enough so that he's unable to perform surgery. He blows through his entire fortune trying to repair his hands until finally he takes a trip to Nepal to see an ancient sorcerer rumored to be able to heal paralysis. But really this monastery teaches people the ways of the dark arts in order to defend Earth from mystical threats.

I usually don't say this because I know IMAX movies are expensive, but if you are going to see Doctor Strange it is worth trying to see this movie in IMAX 3D. Doctor Strange takes everything we saw in Inception and turns it up to eleven. But the movie also takes a dip into the psychedelic, especially when we are first introduced to other-dimensional travel. Those of you into the mind-altering narcotics, I would suggest you bring a buddy to this movie because the visuals can be intense.
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The CGI goes above and beyond as they construct and reconstruct entire worlds
But Doctor Strange was not without its controversies, most notably the casting of Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One. In the comics, the character of the Ancient One is portrayed as an old Tibetan man. Tilda Swinton, as you may know, is none of those things. The casting change was most likely done because Marvel feared losing their stake in the Chinese market. It doesn't make it okay, but that's their justification. Tilda Swinton does play the role stoically and is a fine addition to the movie. The film also has a relatively diverse cast, including strong performances from Chiwetel Ejiofor and Benedict Wong, but there is still no reason a monk in Nepal couldn't be Asian and not from Tibet. Small kudos should be awarded to the team for taking a very male-centric movie and adding a female character to an important role, though, and a badass at that.
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Benedict Cumberbatch, who I have loved in every one of his performances, doesn't quite nail it here. In the course of the movie Dr. Stephen Strange has to transition from an egotistical surgeon to mystical savior of the Earth. Cumberbatch is very convincing as a jerk at the beginning of the movie and also does well as the confident, strong hero at the end. But while transitioning into that hero his performance becomes a bit middling. Something is off and that may explain why the second act of the movie seems so uneven. Everything that took place during the training montages happened a little too conveniently and quickly to be totally believable. And yes, I understand you can't actually turn back time so none of this is believable, but a higher standard has been set for Marvel movies.

A note to all the fans of the Marvel universe--there are two end credit scenes, one after the initial animated credits and a second one at the very end, so make sure you stick around.

Any minor problems I have with the story, the character development, or the fact that it’s another origin story are made up for tenfold by the amazing visuals of this movie. Now having gone through the character’s origin I feel he will be a welcomed addition to the Marvel universe in films to come. Doctor Strange stands up on its own and can be enjoyed by newbies and the Marvel faithful alike. B 
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