Honorable Mention: The Last 5 Years
5) Little Giants
4) The Faculty
3) A Nightmare on Elm Street
2) Rain Man
1) Tommy Boy
It's my last week in Ohio before moving back to Philadelphia. So I thought I would commemorate the time with a post about the best 5 movies that take place in Ohio.
Honorable Mention: The Last 5 Years
The movie is just as much about New York, but it felt a little too perfect to not include on the list. Cathy is worried about spending her summers in Ohio just east of Cincinnati, while Jamie stays in New York with a successful book career. The story works better for me on the stage, as the structure doesn't transition to film well, but the performances are fantastic and the story is poignant enough to still give you the feels. Plus, as a self-realized Cathy, I can proudly say, as I move on to the next part of my life, I'm just happy to be a part of that.
5) Little Giants
If I didn't put this on the list I'd be worried what all the Becky "The Icebox" supporters would have done to me. Based in the small town of Urbania, Ohio, the movie is a battle of two brothers played by Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neil. Little Giants has a lot of silly moments, not the least of which include John Madden's bus breaking down with Emmitt Smith and a slew of big time NFL players all on it for some reason. The annexation of Puerto Rico stands as an all-time great moment in sports movie history. And don’t forget about Junior. He's so dreamy.
4) The Faculty
A criminally underrated movie, this film marks the debut of Jordana Brewster and Usher, along with a masterful performance by Jon Stewart. The theory behind this movie makes sense when Elijah Wood's character asks, "Would you blow up the White House 'Independence Day' style, or sneak in through the back door?" The movie makes a lot of timely references, which do date the story, but with an Invasion of the Body Snatchers feel, it's not without some still-scary moments, like when the kids doubt who they can trust. I don't know if younger people would like this movie but I am confident it prepared Frodo for the dangers he would face when traveling across Middle Earth.
3) A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Faculty is good but Freddy Kruger is iconic. The series is based in the town of Springwood, Ohio and is about a dead man who kills teenagers in their dreams. If you saw this movie as a youngster I imagine it was difficult to go to bed after that. While it is similar to other low-budget horror movies in some respects, director Wes Craven adapted it to the times and made small changes that left a big impact, including not giving his killer a mask so he could talk with his victims. The franchise is credited with building New Line Cinema; it was the first movie the studio ever made and with a $1.8 million budget it made $25 million in the U.S. alone, and that's just the first movie. Freddy is one of the greatest movie villains of all time and one of Ohio's most notorious residents.
2) Rain Man
This was the highest grossing movie of 1988 and also won several Oscars including Best Director, Best Actor for Dustin Hoffman, and Best Picture. When Charlie Babbitt finds out his father has died, he goes to Cincinnati to settle his father's estate. While in Cincy not only does he get the shits from eating Skyline Chili (probably) he also finds out that the bulk of his father's three million dollar estate went to his brother Raymond (Dustin Hoffman) who has savant syndrome. While Dustin Hoffman gets most of the praise for the movie, and no doubt he should, Tom Cruise may be even more important to the narrative. Raymond is the more memorable role, but if Cruise didn't draw you into feeling his frustration with his brother then all the emotion at the end of the movie would be lost. Rain Man is almost 30 years old, so if you haven't seen the movie it may seem like homework but it’s worth a viewing.
1) Tommy Boy
That's right; a fat guy in a little coat beat out a movie that won the Oscar for Best Picture. But which movie had more of a cultural impact? Sure it's close, but this movie helped propel Chris Farley and David Spade past Saturday Night Live and would have made Farley a superstar had it not been for his untimely death two years later. While Tommy is traveling all across the Midwest to sell brake pads, his heart is in Sandusky, Ohio, where his family's factory is located. This movie is side-splitting funny and one I am comfortable saying everyone should see. Farley is one of the best slapstick performers maybe ever, and this movie stands the test of time.
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The Dark Tower Reviewed
Fans of The Dark Tower have been eagerly waiting for a promised film adaptation of what Stephen King calls his magnum opus. Initially, both J. J. Abrams and Ron Howard were attached to the movie but they each backed out, finding the task too daunting. How do you take a beloved book series from a renowned author and do justice to the fans and people who have never read the series? Turns out it's really hard to do.
The Dark Tower is about an 11-year-old boy named Jake Chambers (Tom Taylor) who is suffering from recurring dreams about an evil man using children to bring down a large black tower, and the cowboy trying to stop him. It turns out the dream is real and Jake joins the last Gunslinger (Idris Elba) in Mid-World to stop The Man in Black (Matthew McConaughey) from bringing about the end of the universe. If that sounds unnecessarily complex, it is. While I never read the novels because it seemed too daunting a task, I imagine part of the pleasure of the books is that King can expand on these details and themes to create a fully-realized world. Here, they try to squeeze as many details as possible into the first half of a 95-minute movie, which leads to the movie's biggest problem–pacing. The beginning of the movie is drawn out with long exposition, including many seemingly important details never mentioned again. Then suddenly we're at the final face-off between good and evil. The entire second act of the story is nowhere to be seen. I’m willing to bet readers and fans of The Dark Tower series are going to be pissed. The movie feels more like the start of an action series than something to honor the source material. Part of the confusion in the narrative may be explained by the fact that the film is meant to be a sequel to the final book, not a direct adaptation. While this may explain the truncated story arc, it will probably have readers denouncing the over-simplification of a beloved series.
I liked Matthew McConaughey in this movie; he’s been preparing for the role of the Man in Black for a while now. He plays it as a mix of Rust from True Detective and whatever he is doing in those Lincoln commercials. Is he mugging for the camera a little bit? Sure. But I think his portrayal of the character works for the movie that was made—mysterious, slick, and for some reason magical.
Idris Elba is always cool, but his character doesn't seem fleshed out enough, which is puzzling given that most of the $6 million spent on reshoots were done to give The Gunslinger more depth. Then there is Tom Taylor, who plays the young boy; he does a fine job as the protagonist but doesn't add anything special to the role. He also doesn't detract from the movie, which is sometimes the best you can hope for with a child actor. But when he's the central character you would hope for something more. The Dark Tower was supposed to be the beginning of a movie franchise and television series. But if this is the tone we can expect going forward, I’d guess that will be put to an abrupt halt. I don’t even quite understand how they would continue to adapt the series if this movie is supposed to be a sequel to the last book. That confusion is probably on par with how the audience will feel walking out of the theater. D |
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